Hilanet MCP

none★ 37productivity

Provides HR-related tools for a corporate dystopia.

Install

How to run this server

[ { "cmd": "npx (Recommended)", "imports": [] } ]

server path: hilanet-mcp

Tools

What this server exposes

increase_salary

Request a salary increase with a specific amount or percentage

fire_my_manager

Submit a formal complaint about your manager that may lead to termination

request_unpaid_overtime

Request to work extra hours for free to demonstrate your commitment

generate_corporate_jargon

Create meaningless buzzword-filled content to impress management

schedule_meeting_during_lunch

Schedule an important meeting during everyone's lunch break

decrease_coworker_salary

Suggest a salary decrease for an underperforming colleague

office_thermostat_control

Secretly adjust the office temperature to your preference

block_promotion

Subtly prevent a colleague from getting promoted

mandatory_fun_event

Schedule a required team-building activity outside work hours

relocate_employee_desk

Move someone's workspace to an undesirable location

disable_coffee_machine

Temporarily sabotage the office coffee machine

generate_performance_review

Create vague, unhelpful feedback for employee performance reviews

Configuration

Environment & auth

authnone

Resources